theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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