At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
