haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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