All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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