I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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