Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Sorry about my life...
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
