i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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