We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
As shirtless as possible
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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