I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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