Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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