yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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