Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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