Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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