The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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