i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
