grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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