After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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