I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
