My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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