have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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