would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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