i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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