Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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