Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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