I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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