what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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