Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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