one might say we're banned from that church
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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