Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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