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i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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