I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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