Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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