Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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