I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
