You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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