So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
so let's talk penis.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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