I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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