It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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