we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
