yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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