Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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