Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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