omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
home. puking in laundry basket.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
