You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
please don't ironically join a cult
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