Porn is love you can see.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
You can't special order awesome
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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