Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i can't believe i had my finger in that
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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