U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
