How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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