I'm really into asian looking animals
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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