It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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